Jobs by NikkiBlaise
I will put your name in a pre-written erotica story as the star and send it to you as an epub to read on your chosen e-reader. Choose from a list of several different stories, starring me and you. I can send you the list before you buy - just contact me for more info. (epubs can also be converted into mobi files to read on a Kindle)
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Need a good review of your book/product/whatever but obviously can't post it as yourself?
If you write the basic review, I will post it under the pseudonym I use for reviews wherever you want me to. Ciao, Amazon, Goodreads - anywhere.
I may rejig it a little so it sounds like I've written it and, if English is not your first language, I will also tidy it up for you linguistically before posting and proofread for spelling/grammar etc.
If you need a child's drawing for your marketing campaign/logo - I can provide one drawn by a ten-year old. Level of drawing will be commensurate with an average ten-year old.
Specify what you need drawing and whether it is to be a line drawing or coloured in.
The money for this will go to the child, not to me :o)
I have 3000 colouring pages, sorted into the following categories: Animal, Cartoons & Characters, Disney, Educational, Family, People and Jobs, Fantasy & Medieval, Holidays & Season, Miscellaneous, Nature & Food, Religious, Sports, Transportation.
Each category is sorted into subfolders. The Animal category has 46 subfolders entitled Bats, Bears, Bees, Birds, Bugs, Bunnies, Butterflies, Camels, Cats, Crocodiles etc
Great for teachers or parents
In September 2008 I started running, after never running a single step since I was a kid.
In April 2011 I ran the London Marathon.
I can show you how I started out and send you a training plan which, IF you stick to it, will have you running 5K non-stop after just nine weeks.
I did it. You can too!
I will write 250 words per £5. Tell me your deepest fantasies that you can't find anywhere else and I will bring them to life for you. I am an experienced erotic writer and my work can be found for sale on Amazon.
You can download my first book for free on Smashwords to see if you like my work before you buy:
http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/68665
I will write more than 250 words for commensurate remuneration, e.g. 1000 words would be £20
