I will make by hand this really attractive and heavy duty 'monkey's fist' door stop/decoration which looks good anywhere. I will then post it to you anywhere in the world. (They are actually £29.50 but £50 includes postage anywhere worldwide and you obviously will be charged less than £50 if the postage is less)

I've been a freelance journalist for 17 years often receiving briefs on topics I know little about yet producing compelling articles which grab the readers attention and make me out to be a leading authority. I will either research a feature or amend/elaborate anything you send to me and get back to you with at least one revision within 48 hours

I've been a journalist for 17 years in national publications including technical magazines. I will meticulously proof read your copy, reduce or expand as necessary and return corrected within 48hrs with all amends completed using track change so you will know exactly what I've done.

I've been a pub journalist for 16 years and have interviewed the top people in the industry over that time. During then I have picked up some fantastic, easily transferable tips which landlords can implement immediately to improve their profitability. What have you got to lose?